Stake Night

It was the first time using that Romanian dating app, so I thought I’d do it up and go to the nines. Everything was going well until she ordered her steak mooing. I mean, medium rare is cool and anything more is an affront to the meat. So, when I questioned “tartar?” and she plus the entire staff and clientele turned and smiled at me, I knew a lot of chairs and tables were going to be broken by morning.

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